You two walk up to a sullen, bored looking guy. He just finished making a martini. Possibly for himself? Upon closer inspection, his nametag says 'Bracket.'
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Bracket: "A TV and a human? I can already tell you're not here to buy anything,
so SCRAM before my customers think this is some kind of playground.."



Actually I AM here to buy something!

Erm, O-Okay..